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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, it's been forever, let's hang out!"" ""No, it's been forever for a reason."""
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"My cross fit application was was rejected Bad form"
"There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there."
"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"
"What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play? No MAN'S sky!"
"What do you call someone who commits piracy? Neckbeard the pirate"
"I could be wearing a onesie right now, you don't know."
"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"