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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish."
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"Some cardinals and some ordinals walked into a bar, but the ordinals walked in first."
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"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."
"At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen."
"What do you call a dragon that eats 100 Viagra and washes it down with gasoline? Burnt dick"
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"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave"