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Joke of the Day
"Don't be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states."
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"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."
"What's the most important part about a joke timing..."
"RETOOT I was enjoying a drink at a gay bar when the guy next to me farts. I turn to him and say, 'That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard"
"Jared gives a new meaning to ""Eat Fresh!"" How ""Fresh"" we talkin?"
"may your fathers prosper. may your friends be uglier than you. may your exes get food poisoning"
"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"
"There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot"
"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"