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Joke of the Day

"RETOOT I was enjoying a drink at a gay bar when the guy next to me farts. I turn to him and say, 'That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard"

"What's a redneck family reunion called? (NSFW) pump-kin"

"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."

"Don't worry if you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't open You got the rest of your lives to fix it!!!"

"What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard."

"The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says ""We hiring"" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired."

"My Memory Lane is now mostly traffic cones."

"Did you hear the one about the Vegan diet? Really? I'm shocked they didn't tell you already."

"Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper makes them sneeze."