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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid"

"National product once got caught picking his nose and eating it thus forever being known as gross national product."

"What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai."

"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"

"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."

"How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner? She doesn't because she's dead."

"While everyone was fighting the walkers... ...who was keeping an eye on Corral?"

"When I was 6 I got coal from Santa... The next year I decided to get back at him and poison the cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad"

"All of these Ferguson jokes lately... What a riot!"

"A Priest And A Rabbi Are Sitting On A Park Bench Watching Kids Play... Priest - ""Hey rabbi, want to help me screw these kids?"" Rabbi-""Screw them out of what?"""