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Joke of the Day
"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."
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"What's Iron Man's favorite carnival ride? The ferrous wheel."
"Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u."
"I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist."
"Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls"
"[walking quickly past the old lady I just held the door open for] this doesn't mean you can order before me"
"Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?"
"Formulae for finding the stopping time of a musical object? E=MCHammer... you know what just down vote I don't care any more. _ I'm fed up being gay!"
"Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30's sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial."
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""