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Joke of the Day

"I see subway employees are still having their ""how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich"" contest."

"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"

"My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can't help but believe my days around here are numbered..."

"How was the roman empire cut in half? With a pair of caesars Edit: fixed"

"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."

"The next person to make a gay joke is going to get their ass pounded"

"what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty"

"The joke about The bed hasn't been made up yet. And the joke about the kitchen... Well, it's too dirty to tell. I have plenty more of these."