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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite biology joke?"
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"Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny."
"""Ok just so I'm clear on this - this dog can bark for 11 hrs straight & only poops in other people's yards? I'll take it!"" - my neighbor"
"Did you hear Vladimir Putin made a travel sized Russia? It is the perfect country to Putin your pocket."
"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"
"If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason."
"I broke up with my cross-eyed girlfriend today..... That bitch was seeing somebody else."
"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
"My friends laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... Well they're not laughing now"
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her."