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Joke of the Day
"What is your favorite biology joke?"
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"Two Snowmen are in a field... ...and one turns to the other and says ""Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."" My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion."
"""sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"" ""officer, I'm..."" *turns to camera* ""double jointed"" *cop starts breakdancing*"
"What's the hardest number to say? ... 70 because after 69 your mouth's full."
"How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear? Color coded: ""Yellow in front, brown in the back"""
"Remember to turn your clocks back today if you want them to be set to the wrong time."
"When my evening plans are ruined, I pay it forward by texting ""I'm pregnant"" to random numbers."
"Go into a bathroom stall and write: ""For A Good Time Call Your Mother. She Misses You & Enjoys Hearing Your Voice."""
"What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends? A ditch."
"Ants Dancing ? Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""