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Joke of the Day
"The acting in Gilmore Girls"
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"Never gonna be as big as ED BASSMASTER but alright with me! Never gonna be Never gonna be as big as ED!"
"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"
"9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad? me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be? me: Mad"
"Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building? It's a long story."
"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."
"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."
"*pulls away from kissing my girlfriend's twin* TWIN: she'll never find out about us ME: thanks dude you're a trustworthy guy"
"What do you call a hot girl in Germany ? Tourist"