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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !"
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"The police came to my house looking for a child molester... I guess I wasn't supposed to volunteer."
"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."
"Q: What insect lives on nothing? A: Moths, because they eat holes."
"As a Californian, the most frightening thing about the movie Psycho, is the thought of leaving the shower water running for that long."
"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."
"Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly."
"An irishman walked into a bar it's not funny, I should have been in work today."
"The definition of passive aggressive is a girl tagging you in a FB photo where she looks good & you look like a bucket of shit."
"What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life? A fish"