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Joke of the Day
"I used an emoticon with a nose once. It was stupid and embarrassing. I wouldn't recommend it."
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"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."
"Q: Why can't Obama poke fun at himself? A: Because that would be racist."
"Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"Throw a stranger a surprise party by putting confetti inside their closed umbrella when they're not looking!"
"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"
"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"