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Joke of the Day
"I used an emoticon with a nose once. It was stupid and embarrassing. I wouldn't recommend it."
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"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."
"I bet Abe Lincoln only paid with $5 bills then as the cashier's face lit up, he'd smugly grin ""yep."""
"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"
"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first F President. Sorry, I meant to type ""Female"" but somebody deleted the ""emale."""
"whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work"
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !"
"I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any."
"Nothing says ""I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade"" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom."
"So the suicide hotline is only for prevention and not for nominating people who should kill themselves. Sucks. I made a list and everything."