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Joke of the Day
"Welcome to Insomnia Club. God dammit Bob. BOB. Steve wake Bob up. Steve?"
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"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."
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"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."
"Girls. Don't get upset if your twitter crush stars a really hot girl or even retweets her cause she is prolly really a dude. Stay calm."