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Joke of the Day
"Do these Daisy Dukes make my trash look White?"
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"""Wife stabs husband with squirrel"" was on the news.. Does anyone know how to sharpen a Squirrel?"
"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"
"What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo)."
"A group of girls in our collage have chosen to turn into Bra-Burning feminists. All the boys intend to support this movement."
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough"
"What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square? 36"
"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"
"Please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it."
"After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time"