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Joke of the Day
"After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time"
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"Where do cows stay when they go on vacation? In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away."
"A Muslim, A Commie, and an Illegal Alien walk into a bar.. and the bartender says, ""what can I get you Mr. President?"""
"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"
"Drank the liquid from my Magic 8 Ball and now I can predict the future with even less accuracy than I could before."
"Say ""Literally"" and ""Legit"" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit"
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis"
"What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism."
"Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse ""You mean Centaur, right?"" Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh"
"I just invented a new word! It's called ""plagiarism""."