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Joke of the Day

"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"I may not have as many Oscars as Leo anymore but... I've still got as many Tour De France wins as Lance Armstrong."

"An SQL query walks into a bar ... Walks up to two tables and says: ""CAN I JOIN YOU?""; ---- ^^^Sequel ^^^to ^^^this ^^^joke ^^^coming ^^^soon"

"Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired? He took one too many whisks."

"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"

"Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard? A barber."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed!"

"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"

"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""