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Joke of the Day
"What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo)."
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"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."
"A man... A man tried to catch fog, he mist"
"Did you hear about the farmer who equipped all his horses with firearms? He was a man who really wanted more bang for his buck."
"What does walking on a broken suspension bridge and getting head by a gay-guy have in common? It goes well aslong as you don't look down."
"Anne has a will.. Anne has a way.. Anne Hathaway."
"Cashier: ""Would you like to donate to charity today or are you a giant piece of shit?"""
"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"
"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."
"Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"