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Joke of the Day
"What did the asian parents call their retarded son? Sum ting wong"
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"Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash."
"""My mother made me a whore."" To which someone replied: ""If I supply the yarn will she make me one?"" -From *All That You Love Will Be Carried Away*"
"""I hate this quilt."" - my wife, a person capable of hating a quilt"
"After hearing all this stuff about Russia being upset I'm just like... Oh Putin, Crimea river."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? I'll see you next month"
"Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?"
"TIFU by mixing up by wifes sandwich order at Subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"I'm sick of this one horse town *moves to two horse town* No, no, this is too much"
"How did Helen Keller lose her virginity? Somebody left the plunger in the toilet."