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Joke of the Day

"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"

"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""

"I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."

"Donald trump was caught masturbating during a rally, He was blowing his own trumpet."

"My wife thinks I have a gambling habit. She hasn't said anything, but I can bet that's what she is thinking."

"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."

"I was talking to a hot North African girl for hours. We just clicked"

"I tried kombucha for the first time the other day. It made me feel very cultured."