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Joke of the Day
"Apparently, somebody gets stabbed in London every 52 minutes. Poor bastard."
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"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
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