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Joke of the Day

"A man stopped breathing today at a bar... A lady then screamed out ""ANYBODY KNOW CPR"" I yelled back. ""I know the whole damm alphabet!"" Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy..."

"My Mexican friend is lactose intolerant. No whey Jose."

"Which band does feminists hate the most? Cis-tem of a Down"

"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."

"Why do they call it the wonder bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went."

"I finally decided on my Halloween costume. I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crepes."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"""

"Naughty Boy Teacher said the students to convert the sentence ""I killed a person"" into future tense. Suddenly one of the boys stands up and said, Sir the future tense is ""u will go to jail""!"

"Hey Egypt: Try unplugging your modem for 30 seconds then plugging it back in. Trust me."

"Am I going to Rio? No. I'd avoid it like the plague."