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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."
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"What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.."
"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure"
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too! Hey Reddit! What is your favorite Mitch Hedburg joke?"
"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"
"SEXY POTATO: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, and over here, and down here, and around here and"
"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."
"I like my coffee like I like slaves.... Free."
"Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to murder."