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Joke of the Day

"You guys are so selfish, only think about yourselves, not important stuff. Who the FUCK is going to narrate Morgan Freemans life? WHO?!"

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo who?"" ""Stop crying, Kelly Clarkson."""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers."

"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it's cold out here!"

"Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Ode to Joy. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA."

"Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam."

"*dies & becomes a ghost* Wow! The philosophical & theological repercussions of this are staggering! I've got to tell-- *is eaten by Pac-Man*"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."

"3 guys walk into a bar... The 4th guy ducked."