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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month."""
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"What did one gay sperm say to the other? How do we find the egg in all this shit?"
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"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"What do you call a Native family reunion? An alcoholics anonymous meeting."
"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."
"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"