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Joke of the Day

"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."

"I just realized why many women love douche bags... It's the only thing that gets them wet."

"Do you know what else are nazis? The other 25 letter of the alphabet."

"How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows."

"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."

"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"

"I was gonna make a gay joke but thats intolerant."

"You found poison in his stomach? But he HATED poison!"

"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."