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Joke of the Day
"You found poison in his stomach? But he HATED poison!"
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"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."
"Got in a car wreck while reading a church sign today... ...the Son was in my eyes."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !"
"I just got this twitter error: ""The server understood your request but is refusing to fill it."" Apparently, twitter thinks we're married."
"What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !"
"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"
"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."
"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."