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Joke of the Day
"I just realized why many women love douche bags... It's the only thing that gets them wet."
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"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
"Mechanical bull rides are a good place to meet someone with busted genitals."
"How did the actress from Legally Blonde die? Witherknife"
"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"
"Did you know that a person born under caesarean section is not eligble to run for presidency? Yeah, they're not a natural-born citizen."
"What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."
"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."
"What is an apt gift for a female porn star that collects vintage comic books? An issue of *Giant Sized Man-Thing*"
"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."