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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican woman who has no legs? Cunts way low"
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"Which dinosaur was the hardest to find? ...the Steganosaurus! And do you know why? ...because it was encryptid!"
"I wanted to make an impromptu joke. But I wasn't ready."
"A guy calls the hospital. He says, ""You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!"" The nurse says, ""Calm down. Is this her first child?"" He says, ""No! This is her husband!"""
"My son is an ungrateful little shit! I bought him a trampoline for Christmas, but he'd rather sit in his wheelchair and cry."
"Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs? Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over."
"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"
"What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time :D I'm not funny (._.)"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support soon, or people are gonna mistake us for nuts."
"I picked up this chick in Rome. We had sex, said goodbye the next morning and gave her a hi five She gave me hi V"