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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to go if you want a little head? The 2016 Olympics."
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"What did the bird say when it flew into the window? Owl"
"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."
"79% of people don't know the opposites of these 6 words. 1. Always 2. Coming 3. From 4. Take 5. Me 6. Down Are YOU the 21%?"
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"Police jokes are not funny So give it arrest"
"Your blood pressure looks normal, I'll fix that. - Children, every five minutes."
"Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer."
"Joseph and Mary are having a romp in the hay. Mary says, ""what if I get pregnant, what will I tell them?"" Joseph replies, ""you will think of something."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women... ...in two enormous cups."