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Joke of the Day
"Police jokes are not funny So give it arrest"
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"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"""Don't dip your pen in company ink."" - HR training seminar explaining why I shouldn't sleep with the receptionist...I think."
"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"
"How do you turn a seal into a sea lion? Remove an electron."
"An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently."
"What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter? They BURy it"
"My friend has canceled our lunch plans three days in a row. I'm starting to think she really doesn't like lunch."
"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""
"Did you hear about the dwarf fortune teller that killed two of his clients? Police are looking for a small medium at large."