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Joke of the Day
"Police jokes are not funny So give it arrest"
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"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"
"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."
"I stopped living paycheck to paycheck... ...now I live direct deposit to direct deposit."
"Safe sex is stupid. Safes can't get pregnant."
"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"
"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."
"I feel like I've had this mustard before...... it must be Dijon Vu"
"Don't judge me until you know me. Don't underestimate me until you challenge me. And don't talk about me until you talk to me"
"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"