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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had sex on a campground? It's fucking in tents."

"What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final? A referee"

"Nothing better than shutting the door and jerking off after a long day And it's even better if the uber has heated seats"

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"

"My wife likes to look at my face while we have sex. So i gave her a picture of me for when she goes out."

"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."

"[OC] Did you hear about this new restaurant they're opening called The Glory Hole? ...Yeah, it's a real hole in the wall."

"I'm not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?"

"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"

"What do you call a midget in a subway saying, ""tick...tick...tick...""? A metro-gnome"