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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex on a campground? It's fucking in tents."
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"Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony? When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had ""To NY"" on their hats."
"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."
"Helium walks into a bar... The bar man says, ""Hey! We don't serve your kind!"" Helium doesn't react."
"Why was the man accused of sexual harassment never arrested? He was a policeman"
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"I named my dog karma She's very well behaved."
"A midget stepped on a fork... It nearly knocked him unconscious."
"I just saw the Kardashian sisters and now I feel more Christmassy. Ho Ho Ho."
"I'm working on a book for dyslexics right now. It's incredibly difficult, cause I'm doing it all in palindromes."