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Joke of the Day

"Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."

"The tattoos in your shirtless avi say 'bad boy'; the flowered wallpaper behind you scream 'living in mom's sewing room'."

"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."

"In the future, Martian singers will have to drop their albums 62% earlier in order to account for reduced gravity on Mars."

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed"

"Is pikachu called pikachu because he always say pikachu or is he saying pikachu because he is pikachu?"

"Why do Americans just ignore the ""H"" in ""Herb""? Honestly, no idea!"

"How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"