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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus."

"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"

"How to dress like Lady Gaga: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head."

"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"

"Here's a UPS joke Too late I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. Will redeliver tomorrow. No, you can't come pick it up."

"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."

"nothing saves money like being antisocial"

"I thought I saw someone I knew putting up Rick Santorum posters but I couldn't get a propaganda at him."

"Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities"

"My wife just told me she loves her man more than anything in the world. I don't know where you are buddy, but I'm gonna find you and and kick your ass."