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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"
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"Why do witches not wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on their broom."
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."
"When she tells you to go deeper But your all out of poems"
"The shortest joke about Islamic State ""Made in ISIS"""
"I love how binge watching a tv show is now portrayed as a fun activity instead of an expression of deep emotional turmoil and depression"
"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."
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"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"