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Joke of the Day
"Girl, you look like trash. Can I take you out?"
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"A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail You circle your wagons. You trade money for food. And it usually ends with dysentery."
"I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia."
"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a computer? A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies"
"My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?"
"I introduced reddit to my girlfriend yesterday Me: So, do you like it? Her: yeah, it was entertaining. Just one question, though Me: Sure, go on Her: Yeah, who is OP. And why is his mom such a whore?!"
"[creation of insects] LIGHTNING BUG: I will illuminate the night BEE: I will pollinate flowers FLY: I will eat shit and die"
"Coworker: Man, it was cold last night! Me: I had my heat on. CW: I meant outside. Me: I don't live outside. CW..."
"You can't set out a bowl full of superconductors and expect people not to take them. They're irresistible."