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Joke of the Day

"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"This relationship is over. Over. ~dumping someone via walkie talkie."

"Bud light is like having sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water."

"Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !"

"Why was the chess player pregnant? Because they were mated."

"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs."

"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."

"What is the first symptom of AIDS? Pounding in the anus"

"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."