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Joke of the Day

"A food truck rodeo is a lot like the game The Oregon Trail You circle your wagons. You trade money for food. And it usually ends with dysentery."

"Went to the doctors and told him l was suffering from premature ejaculation. He asked how does your wife feel about it? I said she took it on the chin the first time but now its getting on her tits..."

"What do You Call Someone Who Self Harms In The Antarctica? An eskemo....."

"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"

"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"

"Why did the chicken cross OP's mother? ."

"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics 08 album at 4am."

"I'm a big fan of wood. Mahogany. Cherry. Walnut. Morning."

"Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England."