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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye 'maighty"

"I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks."

"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"

"My dad beat me so hard. Our priest asked him for some tips."

"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."

"I would never let my kids go see an orchestra... Too much sax and violins."

"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."

"Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because it says no TRESpassing."

"TIFU by subscribing to the wrong subreddit Whoops, Wrong sub!"

"OVERHEARD - Woman 1: ""We went downtown to visit 9/11..."" Woman 2: ""You mean the World Trade Center?"" Woman 1: ""No that's not there anymore."""