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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest."

"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."

"How was the Grand Canyon formed? A jew lost a penny there."

"""Oh is it by the Starbucks?"" Um... everything's by a Starbucks"

"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."

"Im not sure whats so 'outstanding' about this bill? It seems pretty ordinary to me."

"No mom, I can't date him. Well he took that which superhero are you quiz and well...*whispers* he got Daredevil."

"I was in a gang once we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts."

"First time I had sex I was so scared.... I was all alone."

"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"