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Joke of the Day

"The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario"

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ..because it was dead"

"What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!"

"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."

"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"

"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"

"why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have Bills to push around"

"A joke without brevity Is just a long explanation of something that's funny"

"Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes."

"Government officials have released a report including satellite images of secret ISIS training facilities Iocated in Italy That's right.....Italian ISIS"