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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."
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"Women have closets full of 'I have nothing to wear.'"
"Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor? Their teacher told them not to use tables!"
"What's the difference between your momma and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore."
"The Bartender replies, ""Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light"" A Neutrino walks into a bar"
"If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit."
"French toast I saw on the menu at a small restaurant 10% more French in your toast and I asked the waitress what that meant and she said. ""We swear at it"""
"I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card.... So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget."
"Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire."
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"