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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with just a nose? No body nose man. Hue hue hue."
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"What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi. ( )"
"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."
"A Comparison What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils? The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts."
"Did you hear the news that Bill Cosby over dosed? the girl almost died!"
"I went for a job at NASA yesterday. Everything was going well until they asked me what my ambitions were. I replied, ""The sky's the limit!"" and they told me to fuck off!"
"Women claim men are dogs but remember if you feed a dog his favorite food all the time, he will never leave home."
"A programmers wife tells him... A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread..."
"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"
"My Iraqi friend skyped me today Something hilarious must've been happening because I kept hearing ""Hahahahallahu hahahkbar"" and then what sounded like party poppers. Abdul sure is a mad one."