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Joke of the Day

"The 4 Stages of Going Out Drinking: 1. Why do I do this to myself 2. This isn't so bad 3. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN 4. Why do I do this to myself"

"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"

"If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."

"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."

"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"

"Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment"

"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."

"Watch out for the black ice outside of the bank. It'll rob you of your balance."

"What's the worse quality of a hermit crab? They're too shell-fish!"

"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."