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Joke of the Day

"The 4 Stages of Going Out Drinking: 1. Why do I do this to myself 2. This isn't so bad 3. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN 4. Why do I do this to myself"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"

"I bought a Cosmo magazine that said ""Best Sex Ever!"" All I got was a bunch of papercuts."

"My lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

"How does Peter Pan fly? If someone hit you in the Peter with a Pan, you'd fly too."

"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"

"Did you know that Rosa Parks died because... She refused to get in the back of an ambulance"

"This dishwasher sucks. It's already ruined three of my paper plates."

"just met a guy who's using an empty beef jerky bag as a wallet so don't worry you're probably doing just fine"

"Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: An Idontthinkhesaurus."