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Joke of the Day
"Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?"
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"A magician is driving down a road... ...and turns into a supermarket."
"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."
"What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar? An algorithm"
"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"
"[Mad scientist lamenting] ""All that work, trying to create a perfect palindrome ..wasted! DAMMIT I'M MAD !"" (Pauses) ""Hey...wait"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar r/Jokes mods ban them for having different beliefs than them"
"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."
"There should be a branch of the government that just helps people who get stood up."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."" ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""