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Joke of the Day
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it..."" ""...so technically officer, this is YOUR marijuana"""
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"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."
"Why did your mom tip the delivery boy? She wanted a pizza dat ass."
"my girlfriend went to slip into something more comfortable six months ago which makes me wonder how comfortable you can possibly be"
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"
"Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says ""Previously on wasted potential..."""
"Told my GF: ""We haven't had sex for almost a month."" She replied: ""Speak for yourself."""
"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"
"My 5-year-old blames me when things go wrong and takes all the credit when they go right. She'll be a CEO someday."