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Joke of the Day
"A magician is driving down a road... ...and turns into a supermarket."
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"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."
"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."
"If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy."
"Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess."
"Whenever I meet a girl with tattoos, I get excited. Because I know she's legal and willing to do stuff she may regret."
"What did the shy pebble wish for? That it could be a little bolder!"
"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"
"Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador"
"I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now."