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Joke of the Day

"Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !"

"How did Popeye buy long sleeve shirts?"

"once a woman in the mall said ""isn't everything cuter with babies?!"" and jeff replied ""not coffins"" and just stared at her until she cried"

"I waited 279 days before I made my first post on Reddit, apparently I could've waited 558 days and received the same response."

"Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday? Causal fridays."

"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"

"The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't."

"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."

"Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like... bananas!"

"What is a java programmers favorite bird? A BlueJ"