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"Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies? One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it"

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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"
"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"
"Mathematics works in mysterious ways...[possibly a joke just for UK redditors] 2x2= 4 1x1= 1 0x0= a small brown cube you put in a casserole."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"
"""Hey is BB hungry?"" ""No BB-8."""
"The Jewish Year is 5776. As of yesterday, the Chinese year is 4714... That means Jews had to exist for 1,062 years without Chinese Food. They call this time, ""The Dark Age."""
"Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop"
"Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head? They always swallow."
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