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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"

"Is it blowjobs or blow jobs? Fuck, I hate writing thank you cards."

"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? You tape bread to the ceiling."

"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"

"My girlfriend through 5 years just left me. No I'm left with a wife and 2 kids."

"I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once You get more buck for your bang!"

"What do you call a dog magician?"

"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"

"A woman speaks to her Jewish son. *Kid is playing in a sandbox* >Mom: Come back here! It's rude to play with the bodies of our ancestors!"