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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Is that beer? You're not supposed to drink at work! Me: You're not supposed to cheat on your wife. Boss: You're doing a great job."

"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."

"My mate was freaking out today, crying and all. He had no idea how he was going to become the fruit farmer he'd always dreamed of being. I told him to grow a pear."

"Did you hear about the new Home for Paraplegic Women I hear the place is crawlin with broads"

"I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta"

"What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!"

"I wonder. Was the Terminator not always... arniemated?"

"10 million people share the same birthday as you. Your personalized horoscope means sh!t."

"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""

"What is the most searched word on Bing? Google."