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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group."

"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"

"Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say ""well, she was always kind of like this."""

"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."

"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."

"An Old Woman Commissions a Tombstone... ... she asks the carvers to write ""born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin."" It wouldn't fit on the face, so they just wrote ""Returned unopened."""

"I like my men how I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."