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Joke of the Day
"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"
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"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"How to get a cop's attention"
"Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation. The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone."
"If I had a nickel each time I had sex. I'd have a 12$/hr job!"
"9 out of 10 therapist agree to just be yourself The other one realizes that's what got you into this shit in the first place."
"It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it."
"Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because the parrots eat them all"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. [Currently my 7 year old daughter's favorite joke]"
"The final death of 2016.... Mariah Carey's live performance career"